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Me: “Think positive”
Me: “Nooo think the worst then if that doesn’t happen its a bonus”
Me: “Nooooo the power of thought is bigger than you think, keep thinking negative and negative things will happen”
Me: (SLAP) “Right! Just don’t think about possible outcomes at all, especially things which you have no way of predicting the outcomes of”
Me: Okay
During my 28 yrs of life I have come across many strong, opinionated, fiery, confident characters (by these I don’t mean just the bully, egotistic types, but those who just have something to them). What seems to be common among people with these characteristics is they can quite easily deal with, advise about and have an opinion on any subject, person, place, trade, skill with ease yet they can not stand up and deal with themselves, this is quite sad. I fall into this group of people as I am good at advising and having opinion’s but not so good at taking my own advise, soooo I have decided to give myself (and anyone else I feel needs one ie bus drivers, celebs and politicians) a regular MORNING SLAP obviously not in the literal sense . My morning slaps will be delivered first thing and by the army corporal version of me, my own personal motivator, adviser and confidante.
Today’s morning slap was for myself.
ME: “Plans never go to plan so don’t you dare let interferences or minor obstacles get you down, think positive, POSITIVE.
Me: ” OHH KAY THEN”
